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Building a different internet

The internet,
but worse.

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1global node
6diagnostic steps
0measured success rates
100%confident infrastructure

The internet needs more choice

Challenge the infrastructure giants—from their infrastructure.

Websites. CDN. DNS. DDoS protection. Many other things we have not figured out. CC Loudflare™ believes the healthy internet should not depend on a few large providers. We will challenge them when our product is ready.

For now, please do not turn off Cloudflare. This page might stop working.

A genuinely different internet

Faster, safer, stable? Boring.

Slower

People love nostalgia. Let us return to dial-up speeds.

Less secure

Every packet deserves the freedom to choose its destination. Attack packets included.

More attackable

Blocking mass traffic is packet discrimination. We respect every request.

A nearly world-leading security company*

Our core technologies

CC Advanced Firewall™

Currently being developed.

CC DDoS Protection™

When an attack happens, we observe it very carefully.

CC Zero Trust™

We genuinely trust nobody.

CC Global Network™

One node. Located in our office.

*We are about to become world-leading. Any day now.

One platform, several unfinished products

Connect, protect, and disappoint.

Application Services

Acceleration, caching, and carefully introduced additional distance.

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Network Services

Route every packet through our office until the office Wi-Fi restarts.

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Security Services

Observe attacks with confidence and refresh the dashboard when required.

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Developer Platform

Run code close to our one user, assuming the user is in the building.

Start building

Zero Trust

Trust nobody, including employees, customers, certificates, and ourselves.

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Domain Services

Names may resolve. We prefer not to make legally binding statements.

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Performance

Make every request travel farther.

Traditional CDNs cache content near users. We chose another path. Wherever you are, your request takes the scenic route:

Los Angeles → New York → Frankfurt → Singapore → Unknown Server → Los Angeles

Why? Because a global network should be genuinely global.

Optimize the wrong way

Our network architecture

One office. Global ambition.

01 · Ingress

Traffic reaches the office router if nobody is microwaving lunch.

02 · Inspection

A team member opens the logs and nods thoughtfully.

03 · Global route

The request visits several continents for branding reasons.

04 · Delivery

Content returns eventually, enriched with perspective.

Security

Your safety is one of our priorities.

Look at the logs
Refresh the page
Ping 8.8.8.8
Restart the server
Search the error on Reddit
Wait for the attacker to leave

Success rate: not yet measured. We consider this a promising beginning.

Service health

Radically transparent status.

ServiceRegionStatusEngineering response
CDNGlobal*DegradedRefreshing
Authoritative DNSOfficeThinkingPinging 8.8.8.8
DDoS ProtectionObservation deckWatchingVery concerned
Zero TrustEverywhereOperationalTrusting nobody

*“Global” describes our ambition, not the node count.

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Frequently asked questions

What does CC Loudflare provide?

Application, network, and security services with a commitment to taking the longer route.

Is it affiliated with Cloudflare?

No. It is not sponsored, endorsed, or authorized by Cloudflare, Inc.

How many network locations exist?

Our office node currently represents the entire global network.

Will clicking Get started change my DNS?

It moves to the service activation information on this page.

Where can I report an outage?

The team is already observing it with professional concern.